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my Christmas cake From malakeas ^Pro in Hello! And welcome! Mostly... (43 minutes old)

I added some champagne cognac to the fruit mixture. It tastes damn fine too. :D Wanna slice? … more

That ahhhhh moment From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (1 hour old)

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Isn't it ironic From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (2 hours old)

This week working in Leicester I popped out at lunch time for a bite to eat. Walking back eating a delicious lamb samosa, I was aproached by a young asian lad eating a sausage roll.… more

The Times website is going to charge money... From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (10 hours old)

The Times website is going to charge money if you want to read it. I read this for nothing, in the Guardian. I have already pointed out that removal of Murdoch's biased reportage will improve the q… more

fresh flowers From malakeas ^Pro in Hello! And welcome! Mostly... (11 hours old)

There is something to be said for fresh flowers. Every second week, Mr and I pickup a bouquet of fresh flowers that are plonked into several vases around the house. I pass them a gazillion t… more

Grace In Small Things 2 of 52 From GilraenH ^Pro in Musings From The Chair (16 hours old)

1. Home-made mushroom and basil pesto. 2. Pootling about the map library and having a look at this amazing book. 3. Fleecy socks. 4. Slightly underdone garlic bread. 5. The 'new' crew of the S… more

A Fit And Proper Person From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (20 hours old)

The dark forces of football oligarchy are ganging up on little Chester City but it looks like one rule for the minnows, another for the big clubs. The FA have ordered Stephen Vaughan, Chester’s owner … more

The good things about three legs From lucreziaborgia ^Pro in Gratitude Blog (21 hours old)

I explained to my boys what siamese twins are. I described a specific case where the girls where conjoined at the hip and thus had three legs, two torsos and two heads. I expressed my regret at how di… more

A Wee Fly Holiday From nultygoestopartick in nultygoestopartick (22 hours old)

Just before we left Tenerife a wee fly managed to get into the plane I hope it brought it's duffle coat and wellies and it finds a big steaming hot jobbie with a neon sign saying ''Fly's Are Us'' to… more

Great advice and Disney! 2 posts in 1. From Miza-T in I am a Warrior of the light (23 hours old)

Hi guys, thanks for all your nice words on my tiredeness post. I am still feeling very tired, not just phisically but more "brainly" :>> My head is bursting with ideas and plans and I have a load … more

the sweary Mala From malakeas ^Pro in Hello! And welcome! Mostly... (1 day old)

I am trying verrrrrrrrrrrrry hard not to swear on my blog but in real life my mouth is a naughty one. Surely there are other words in the English language that would make my point and yet I default… more

Back Home From nultygoestopartick in nultygoestopartick (1 day old)

Well I'm back but not missing my daily swim, there is a puddle round the back the size of Loch Lomond but is fowkin FREEEEEEEEEEZIN but at least the sun is out.… more

One More Push From nultygoestopartick in nultygoestopartick (1 day old)

Well they fit me yesterday … more

Someone said From 10loves10 in GIRL IN A SUICIDAL LANDSCAPE (1 day old)

'Will is mysteriously absent. I can only assume he’s reacted badly to your defection to Brendan and thrown himself down a ravine.'… more

spellwrought From ohlala007 in ~*Revue_Blanche*~ (1 day old)

According to the mark on the bottom of this small hand-made casket of wood, the casket was made on 30 November 1959, so this year this thing is 50 years old. My father bought this casket as one of… more

timebound From ohlala007 in ~*Revue_Blanche*~ (1 day old)

NOVEMBER 21 NOVEMBER 27 Birthday of Antinous in 111 NOVEMBER 30 Death Day of Oscar Wilde in 1900 previous November: http://ohlala007.blog.co.uk/2008/11/20/most-wonderful-time-of-a-ye… more

easy cable knit hat From malakeas ^Pro in Knitting & Crochet (1 day old)

I saw this on the Canadian Living site... ....and thought I would love to knit it for the upcoming winter. Here are the directions: You need: • 2 balls (50 g) Patons Rumor 84 per c… more

the typer From malakeas ^Pro in Hello! And welcome! Mostly... (1 day old)

I am a fast typer. No doubt. But.....I do not type 'properly' as I taught myself how to type and my fingers go wonky every now and again so my spelling is crap but I get the job done. I look … more

Attack Of The Killer Trousers From ianrthorpe in Poets Cornered (1 day old)

Have you ever noticed anything sinister about the trousers old men wear. Attack Of The Killer Trousers… more

Some progress... From happy28 ^Pro in happy as i am (1 day old)

I thought for once I'd share some good news! Hubby has spoken to the company handling our relocation, the removal company, one of the estate agents valuing our house, the bank and a few other peopl… more

Heartburn? From happy28 ^Pro in Happy's Journey (1 day old)

I think I must be suffering from this, but I am not sure. I am not getting any nasty acid reflux, but there is a discomforting heat from the back of my throat and lower. Tis probably the 3rd or 4th da… more

Celebrating! From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (1 day old)

I just found out that the notorious clone of Mrs Thatcher, the utterly revolting money-grubber Blair is no longer in contention for the post of European Council president. Perhaps now he will start wo… more

the group saga From malakeas ^Pro in Respectful Blogging (1 day old)

I respect a group owner's decision to delete a post or a comment as that is their prerogative. After all it is their group. I have the choice to join the group or leave if I do not like their … more

Playing Politics With The Dear Old Queen From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (1 day old)

The Queen’s Speech by convention, wile setting out the government’s programme is not about party politics nor is it supposed to be about a failing government shafting the opposition that will soon rep… more

words From lucreziaborgia ^Pro in Gratitude Blog (1 day old)

Thank you for words which do not cut Do not tie and do not lash For words which light up ease and sustain I can't sew and can't do numbers Can't find my way across towns But my words can reach… more

THURSDAY From unclefrank in Frank's Page (1 day old)

Today is Thursday the fourth day of the week, Uncle Frank's sail boat has developed a leak, He has to do something about it, His dear wife has had a fit, Uncle Frank is good at fixing things, His… more

You can't believe the Telegraph... From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (1 day old)

They have this fine picture of a lenticular cloud, here... Underneath, the text says... Sometimes likened to UFOs, lenticular clouds are usually created by gravity waves. No, they are not… more

the silly Santa request From malakeas ^Pro in Hello! And welcome! Mostly... (2 days old)

The stoooopidest, silliest giftee I asked Santa for was a pony! The look on Santa's face when my request reached his ears was priceless. Even as a young child, I knew that I had asked for something… more

Thoughts? From malakeas ^Pro in Hello! And welcome! Mostly... (2 days old)

What.... ....is going through this fellow's wee brain? Or is it just a big, old vacuous place? Thoughts? Does he have them? Surely he must...… more

Annoying Amazon From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (2 days old)

I find them really useful when I'm selling special Lego sets like Cybermaster. So I was cross today when I had an email from them saying some nonsense about how they were having some sort of Christ… more