You could have done what my boys do... resourceful creatures that they are... They use FIVE straws. Large combined capacity for suction. Shame it does not work in all areas of life. more…
I thought it was so you could make a noise like one of those bowsers that empty drains. Come to think of it, that might be the best way of disposing of the goo that passes for commercial milkshakes.
Yeah, it's weird, I'm often tongue-tied when I meet someone of commensurate beauty. Although, to be fair, that may just be my tongue caught in my braces again.
The following actually made me laugh out loud: '...a horror that's so formulaic, you could probably re-construct it in your front room with a spanner, a cereal box and a dead hitchhiker.' more…
And anyone who shares a name with a small, Arabian Kingdom in the Middle East, that has borders with Iraq, Saudi Arabia and Israel, is automatically disqualified.
good idea, and the one chosen would really have to deserve it. Having a baby does not count, nor splitting up from your latest partner, nor going into rehab or prison. They have to do something positive and worthy to get the celeb of the year status more…
Yeah, I wish I had your confidence, Quagmire. I've seen you in the pool, in your frilly, pink knickers, staring people down. Wow, look at that guy. He doesn't care. He's like a Frenchman.more…
Recent comments (30)
In response to: "The Bad-Tempered Tourist." 1 day old
by Mr-Malark [Member]
Ah, tres bien, tres bien... je'mapelle... two pints of bitter, please? more…
In response to: "The Bad-Tempered Tourist." 1 day old
by lucreziaborgia Pro
E allora, litiga con me, se pensi di conoscere l'Italiano. Io non avrei mai insegnato parole scurrili, solo parole d'amore. more…
In response to: "Mind Your Head." 1 day old
by lucreziaborgia Pro
You could have done what my boys do... resourceful creatures that they are... They use FIVE straws. Large combined capacity for suction. Shame it does not work in all areas of life. more…
In response to: "The Bad-Tempered Tourist." 1 day old
by Mr-Malark [Member]
That's what I thought I'd ordered? Did it sound like I said tea? more…
In response to: "The Bad-Tempered Tourist." 1 day old
by deleted user [Visitor]
Ciao Bello, A bottle of tea with water? In Italy? Hmm, bet that goes down well ;)
coffee is what you need to drink there, by which of course I mean espresso or ristretto, or red wine of course :)
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In response to: "Mind Your Head." 1 day old
by Mr-Malark [Member]
Crikey, it's like drinking a junkie... more…
In response to: "Mind Your Head." 4 days old
by loiswakeman [Member]
I thought it was so you could make a noise like one of those bowsers that empty drains. Come to think of it, that might be the best way of disposing of the goo that passes for commercial milkshakes.
Viz, for banana shake: Milk, Sugar, Whey Powder, Glucose Syrup, Cream, (40% Butterfat), Stabiliser (Guar Gum, Carageenan (Standardised wit more…
In response to: "The Lemmings Gene." 6 days old
by Blogfrog [Member]
From my point of view homosexuality is mostly nothing genetic but a unnormal state of mind, a mental illness or a psychic disease.
I'm not sure whether you're discussing the issue positive or negative - I'm not good enough in english... :) more…
In response to: "The Eleventh Hour Of The Eleventh Day Of The Eleventh Month." 8 days old
by subville [Member]
X more…
In response to: "The Eleventh Hour Of The Eleventh Day Of The Eleventh Month." 8 days old
by malakeas Pro
Lest we forget.
No one wins in war. xxx more…
In response to: "The Repellent Face Of Attractiveness." 12 days old
by Mr-Malark [Member]
Whatever it is, it's just slightly uncomfortable. It's like having two Fonzies in the same room. It just shouldn't happen. more…
In response to: "The Repellent Face Of Attractiveness." 12 days old
by Mr-Malark [Member]
Yeah, it's weird, I'm often tongue-tied when I meet someone of commensurate beauty. Although, to be fair, that may just be my tongue caught in my braces again.
'Uckin' helsh meeeh!' more…
In response to: "The Repellent Face Of Attractiveness." 13 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]
you have had this problem have you? ;) more…
In response to: "The Repellent Face Of Attractiveness." 13 days old
by malakeas Pro
Ah but maybe they are attracted to one another and that makes them silent. X more…
In response to: "Alternative Film Reviews - Vacancy (2007)" 14 days old
by 10loves10 [Member]
The following actually made me laugh out loud: '...a horror that's so formulaic, you could probably re-construct it in your front room with a spanner, a cereal box and a dead hitchhiker.' more…
In response to: "A Round The Twist." 16 days old
by The_Walrus Pro
Serious temptation to do a Swiss Tony style answer has been resisted. It wasn't easy. more…
In response to: "A Round The Twist." 16 days old
by Mr-Malark [Member]
Yeah, I've got be honest, I'm not a fan of cannabis abuse.
I believe it should be treated tenderly, and lovingly, like a beautiful woman. more…
In response to: "A Round The Twist." 16 days old
by malakeas Pro
I wouldn't dare waste a drop of alcohol! x more…
In response to: "A Round The Twist." 17 days old
by The_Walrus Pro
That made me laugh!
And I can promise that although it costs the nation much less anyway, I have never ever misused cannabis. more…
In response to: "Don't Believe The Hyphen." 18 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]
:)) maybe we need to form a committee to vet them all more…
In response to: "Don't Believe The Hyphen." 18 days old
by Mr-Malark [Member]
And anyone who shares a name with a small, Arabian Kingdom in the Middle East, that has borders with Iraq, Saudi Arabia and Israel, is automatically disqualified.
Or just has big, fake tits. more…
In response to: "Don't Believe The Hyphen." 18 days old
by Mr-Malark [Member]
Yeah, that play on words only really works in writing, unless you throw an Eastern European pronounciation on 'celebration'...
Actually? more…
In response to: "Don't Believe The Hyphen." 18 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]
good idea, and the one chosen would really have to deserve it. Having a baby does not count, nor splitting up from your latest partner, nor going into rehab or prison. They have to do something positive and worthy to get the celeb of the year status more…
In response to: "Don't Believe The Hyphen." 18 days old
by lucreziaborgia Pro
Very clever, Mr M. And so true. more…
In response to: "The Mer-Man." 22 days old
by 10loves10 [Member]
HAHAHAAHAH! more…
In response to: "The Mer-Man." 22 days old
by Mr-Malark [Member]
Yeah, I wish I had your confidence, Quagmire. I've seen you in the pool, in your frilly, pink knickers, staring people down. Wow, look at that guy. He doesn't care. He's like a Frenchman. more…
In response to: "The Mer-Man." 22 days old
by Quagmire [Visitor]
You are beginning to sound like Gok Wan...
"its all about the confidence" more…
In response to: "The Mer-Man." 22 days old
by 10loves10 [Member]
Love swimming.
It's all about confidence, and practice. Persevere and glory will be yours...how's that for encouragement? more…
In response to: "The Mer-Man." 22 days old
by malakeas Pro
Go you! If it is any consolation I am a crap swimmer. more…
In response to: "Sometimes Men Are From Venus Too." 23 days old
by malakeas Pro
BOL! Making bread and muffins which will not involve anything shoved up my backside. :) more…