Yeah, it's weird, I'm often tongue-tied when I meet someone of commensurate beauty. Although, to be fair, that may just be my tongue caught in my braces again.
The following actually made me laugh out loud: '...a horror that's so formulaic, you could probably re-construct it in your front room with a spanner, a cereal box and a dead hitchhiker.' more…
And anyone who shares a name with a small, Arabian Kingdom in the Middle East, that has borders with Iraq, Saudi Arabia and Israel, is automatically disqualified.
good idea, and the one chosen would really have to deserve it. Having a baby does not count, nor splitting up from your latest partner, nor going into rehab or prison. They have to do something positive and worthy to get the celeb of the year status more…
Yeah, I wish I had your confidence, Quagmire. I've seen you in the pool, in your frilly, pink knickers, staring people down. Wow, look at that guy. He doesn't care. He's like a Frenchman.more…
I think perhaps 'young' is the operative word in the above? (speaking as an oldie who couldn't be bothered either - I nearly said 'arsed' instead of 'bothered', but thought better at the last moment.) more…
precisely why i can't stand them either! At least Boyzone (who incidentally I loved back in the day) have written some of their own music as well as doing covers!
noted only two of them could actually sing and the rest were there to make up numbers and eye candy so u had one to appeal to all tastes... bit like Howard & Jason in tak more…
Recent comments (30)
In response to: "The Repellent Face Of Attractiveness." 1 day old
by Mr-Malark [Member]
Whatever it is, it's just slightly uncomfortable. It's like having two Fonzies in the same room. It just shouldn't happen. more…
In response to: "The Repellent Face Of Attractiveness." 1 day old
by Mr-Malark [Member]
Yeah, it's weird, I'm often tongue-tied when I meet someone of commensurate beauty. Although, to be fair, that may just be my tongue caught in my braces again.
'Uckin' helsh meeeh!' more…
In response to: "The Repellent Face Of Attractiveness." 2 days old
by sidejump [Member]
you have had this problem have you? ;) more…
In response to: "The Repellent Face Of Attractiveness." 2 days old
by malakeas Pro
Ah but maybe they are attracted to one another and that makes them silent. X more…
In response to: "Alternative Film Reviews - Vacancy (2007)" 3 days old
by 10loves10 [Member]
The following actually made me laugh out loud: '...a horror that's so formulaic, you could probably re-construct it in your front room with a spanner, a cereal box and a dead hitchhiker.' more…
In response to: "A Round The Twist." 5 days old
by The_Walrus Pro
Serious temptation to do a Swiss Tony style answer has been resisted. It wasn't easy. more…
In response to: "A Round The Twist." 5 days old
by Mr-Malark [Member]
Yeah, I've got be honest, I'm not a fan of cannabis abuse.
I believe it should be treated tenderly, and lovingly, like a beautiful woman. more…
In response to: "A Round The Twist." 5 days old
by malakeas Pro
I wouldn't dare waste a drop of alcohol! x more…
In response to: "A Round The Twist." 6 days old
by The_Walrus Pro
That made me laugh!
And I can promise that although it costs the nation much less anyway, I have never ever misused cannabis. more…
In response to: "Don't Believe The Hyphen." 7 days old
by sidejump [Member]
:)) maybe we need to form a committee to vet them all more…
In response to: "Don't Believe The Hyphen." 7 days old
by Mr-Malark [Member]
And anyone who shares a name with a small, Arabian Kingdom in the Middle East, that has borders with Iraq, Saudi Arabia and Israel, is automatically disqualified.
Or just has big, fake tits. more…
In response to: "Don't Believe The Hyphen." 7 days old
by Mr-Malark [Member]
Yeah, that play on words only really works in writing, unless you throw an Eastern European pronounciation on 'celebration'...
Actually? more…
In response to: "Don't Believe The Hyphen." 7 days old
by sidejump [Member]
good idea, and the one chosen would really have to deserve it. Having a baby does not count, nor splitting up from your latest partner, nor going into rehab or prison. They have to do something positive and worthy to get the celeb of the year status more…
In response to: "Don't Believe The Hyphen." 7 days old
by lucreziaborgia Pro
Very clever, Mr M. And so true. more…
In response to: "The Mer-Man." 11 days old
by 10loves10 [Member]
HAHAHAAHAH! more…
In response to: "The Mer-Man." 11 days old
by Mr-Malark [Member]
Yeah, I wish I had your confidence, Quagmire. I've seen you in the pool, in your frilly, pink knickers, staring people down. Wow, look at that guy. He doesn't care. He's like a Frenchman. more…
In response to: "The Mer-Man." 11 days old
by Quagmire [Visitor]
You are beginning to sound like Gok Wan...
"its all about the confidence" more…
In response to: "The Mer-Man." 11 days old
by 10loves10 [Member]
Love swimming.
It's all about confidence, and practice. Persevere and glory will be yours...how's that for encouragement? more…
In response to: "The Mer-Man." 11 days old
by malakeas Pro
Go you! If it is any consolation I am a crap swimmer. more…
In response to: "Sometimes Men Are From Venus Too." 12 days old
by malakeas Pro
BOL! Making bread and muffins which will not involve anything shoved up my backside. :) more…
In response to: "Sometimes Men Are From Venus Too." 12 days old
by Mr-Malark [Member]
'Hey, what are you... what are you doing this weekend?' more…
In response to: "Sometimes Men Are From Venus Too." 12 days old
by Mr-Malark [Member]
Don't worry Lois, we're... down...
Yes. Fo shure. more…
In response to: "Sometimes Men Are From Venus Too." 12 days old
by Mr-Malark [Member]
Forced to choose, I would. more…
In response to: "Sometimes Men Are From Venus Too." 12 days old
by loiswakeman [Member]
I think perhaps 'young' is the operative word in the above? (speaking as an oldie who couldn't be bothered either - I nearly said 'arsed' instead of 'bothered', but thought better at the last moment.) more…
In response to: "For The Record." 12 days old
by happy28 Pro
precisely why i can't stand them either! At least Boyzone (who incidentally I loved back in the day) have written some of their own music as well as doing covers!
noted only two of them could actually sing and the rest were there to make up numbers and eye candy so u had one to appeal to all tastes... bit like Howard & Jason in tak more…
In response to: "Sometimes Men Are From Venus Too." 12 days old
by happy28 Pro
sure sounds a lot of effort, but i wouldn't be watching X Factor either :) more…
In response to: "Sometimes Men Are From Venus Too." 12 days old
by malakeas Pro
But...would you do what he did if the he was a she? Except she would have the cock up her bum. Eeep! more…
In response to: "Allegoric Algebra." 14 days old
by Mr-Malark [Member]
I'm not bothered, I'm a size 23.
I wear really thick socks... more…
In response to: "Allegoric Algebra." 14 days old
by sidejump [Member]
well, there does seem to be a correlation actually ;)
Although we all know that size does not matter. more…
In response to: "Allegoric Algebra." 14 days old
by malakeas Pro
*bites tongue to keep the naughty thoughts in* x more…