I've been looking at my goldfish recently and wondering whether I should buy him a little buddy to keep him company. I mean, it's got to be pretty boring in his tank, swimming about, day after day, the same environment, the same food...
But then I got thinking, how much company is that actually going to be? What's another goldfish going to bring to the table? Extraordinary tales of adventure and derring-do?
You know what, I think that new presence would start to annoy me. He doesn't have anything to say. Look at him, over there, just taking up space... This used to a roomy tank, now I've got to share it with an Idiot Fish... Fucker even eats half my food... -get the fuck out of here!!
Anyway, I've decided not to bother.
