Europa. Io. Triton. Titan. Ariel. Charon.
It's odd how we've bothered to name the moons of all the other planets in our Solar System but our one? Oh no. The Moon. That's it. Named after a bare bum.
I've therefore decided to take an executive decision and give it a proper name. From this day forward, our moon is going to be called 'Jason'. Only, with a slightly camp lisp. Jaaaay-thin.
To avoid any uncomfortable moments, I'd be grateful if everyone in the world could adhere to my decision immediately.
