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I'm getting really rubbish at the inventive one-liner.
I called up my other half and found she was round at her sister's because it's her niece's 18th birthday today. So I said, 'Oh! Say happy birthday to her, and, er... say something funny for me, please...'
but later, a second after you hang up i bet you thought of a hundred and one witty things to say!
 | Mr-Malark [Member] 2008-07-16 @ 23:17 |
To be honest, no.
And some twelve hours later, I still don't have a line. Frankly, I'm beginning to suspect that hearing someone has just turned 18 is a hypnotic trigger to turn me into a dunce.
That said, I've just got to keep my eyes peeled for any other tell-tale woof-woofs...
 | jackfrost [Member] 2008-07-17 @ 07:49 |
try some of these
http://www.berro.com/joke/smart_answers_witty_short_retorts_joke.htm
 | Znethru pro http://www.febland.net/ 2008-07-16 @ 21:16 |
 | LaRamblings [Member] 2008-07-16 @ 22:15 |
Never heard of that term before. Should've paid more attention in my French lessons at School instead of reading Smash Hits.
| Mr-Malark [Member] 2008-07-16 @ 23:24 |
Isn't La Ramblings actually the masculine form and therefore warrant a Le rather than a La?
I don't actually know what I just said, but given your confession, I'm not going to tell you that. At least in the first paragraph. And maybe you won't read this far.
| LaRamblings [Member] 2008-07-17 @ 19:36 |
Good to know I wasn't the only one not paying attention in language classes.
Viva le/la/les/las* School Dunces.(*delete as appropriate)
| Mr-Malark [Member] 2008-07-17 @ 22:41 |
Viva le/la/les/las* School Dunces.
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