I've recently become a born-again school-hunter in an attempt to get my young son baptised and into the local primary school.

So today I went back to church for the first time in a long while and, surprisingly, it was really interesting...






Yep, course it was.

But come on. I mean, how often can you tell the same anecdotes? Isn't it time someone said, 'Alright already'. Just, Jesus Christ, enough now. Please. Hard life, miracles, Son of God -just knock it on its head.