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Why Ronald McDonald's Had A Dirty Bum For Years.

by Mr-Malark @ 19 Jun. 2008 - 09:25:28 pm

What is it about McDonalds that turns people into chronic serviette thieves?

I've never seen the like. People go in, buy a burger, then take about a thousand serviettes. I mean, just how dirty are your hands going to get?

Yeah, they're tightly packed, but, fucking, come on.


 
 

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happy28happy28 pro
2008-06-19 @ 21:50

and then you get the people who decide they need 20 sachets of salt and as many teaspoons as they can lay their hands on! WHY for gods sake? Why?

Mr-MalarkMr-Malark [Member]
2008-06-19 @ 21:56

Maybe for the same reason I used to smoke Marlboro Reds? I thought the higher level of nicotine was giving me better value for money.







No one's saying I wasn't an idiot.

kevinwilsonkevinwilson pro
2008-06-19 @ 22:01

maybe they are serviette collectors.
well, it's a hobby.

Mr-MalarkMr-Malark [Member]
2008-06-19 @ 22:49

I suppose so. In fact, I only recently picked up a load of serviettes from 1979. The brand my infant school used to stock.

They were made of tracing paper.






Just how frikking poor was Britain?

LaRamblingsLaRamblings [Member]
2008-06-19 @ 22:15

Hehe! But those Big Macs are messy things to eat.

I have somehow managed to accumulate a collection of plastic cutlery from various take-aways at work. Anyone need a fork?

Mr-MalarkMr-Malark [Member]
2008-06-19 @ 22:56

Yep, there's nothing like watching someone try to eat a burger with a knife and fork. Like, it's posh or something.

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